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wee breakfast joke.
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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
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> >> >> > > >He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >She turns to him and says,
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> >> >> > > >"You've got to make love to me this very moment".
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >He, thinking it's his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen
> >> >>table
> >> >>and
> >> >> > > >they have sex.
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> >> >> > > >Afterwards he says,
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >"What was that all about?"
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >She says
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> >> >> > > >"The egg timer's broken!"
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >She turns to him and says,
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >"You've got to make love to me this very moment".
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >He, thinking it's his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen
> >> >>table
> >> >>and
> >> >> > > >they have sex.
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >Afterwards he says,
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >"What was that all about?"
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >She says
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >"The egg timer's broken!"
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Don't worry it's just because it is a bank holiday.I will be back to my studies tommorow.I have been working hard I am quite proud of myself.dot.Hawkes hehehe I think everyone has been accused of being me but when you see their other posts you realise they are DEFINETLY not me.Sorry nobjob I think it was a good joke but just not my kind of humor.
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