Oranges and bruises

[HeratthePC]

Is it true that if you beat someone with an orange, it doesn't leave any bruises?

[tradey]

why dont you try it and find out

[andy-hughes]

I don't think oranges bruise as a rule, so you should be safe enough.

[blue eyes ;)]

who are you thinking of beating!!

[raysparx]

do you want to Tango someone? or hurt them if you want to hurt them a breeze block dropped from the top of a building hurts more than an orange!!!"

[Dan Glebitts]

thats where i've been going wrong then...darn. I've been using pineapples all this time....whoops!

[marwel7]

Do you mean on the orange or the person,or are you taking the pith?

[nickmo]

Thats an apeeling image...

[tinkertontom]

is that why you get blood oranges

[Hermit]

My great, great grandmother, many years ago told me that as schoolgirls they would put orange juice on their hands if they were going to be caned as it splits the cane. Never quite believed it tho.