willy's

[johnlambert]

following on from FNG henrys post, what would you ladies do if you had a willy for a day?

My wife would spend all day p!ssing in snow, (writing her name etc) and on the toilet seat etc

[dot.hawkes]

John i have been thinking about posting this question but I couldn't apply myself to composing it as eloquently as your good self and making it sound inoffensive and not explicit, well done.

First thing i would do is consider it as being a totally seperate entity to myself and give it a name, then encourage it to be as fabulous as I thought i was!

[mccfluff]

give it a name then pee on toilet seats

[dot.hawkes]

lol @ mccfluff, yep, the name thing, what's that all about?

[Redbel]

I'd get someone to buy me a willy warmer, just to see if they work :)

[johnlambert]

roflmao

my good lady calls mine "jock"

[mccfluff]

no idea maybe james cos i like the name, poss have a w**k just to see what its like, oh and adjust myself every few mins! LOL

[ELVIS68]

Whilst you`re on the subject of ladies with willys, did you see what Sam on BB was doing with hers/his/its under the covers...shocking!!!

[Slooow_Jo]

Lose all ability of rational thought!!!

Name it
Pee on the seat
& wash the dishes badly

[Redbel]

No, I didn't Elvis and here was me thinking I hadn't missed a thing on BB... :)

[dot.hawkes]

don't watch BB at all, ever, elvis can u send me a certain birth date in an email , ta! ;)

John does FNG mean ******* New Greenie?

[Slooow_Jo]

no Elvis I missed that I'm still recovering from how Lea was discussing a certain 'adult act' *stunned*

[mccfluff]

ooops lost me willy went to the loo and didn't pee on the seat

[ELVIS68]

Whos birthday do you want dot

[robbo82]

I was talking with some friends the other day about if it would make a difference to a man if he woke up and his penis was suddenly much bigger/smaller, or if it had disappeared altogether. I think it may be stranger having a giant one than none at all!

[dilf]

i notice no-one has considered chopping it off girls while you have the chance. not a bit of it,giving them names and playing games and not wiping the seat

well dont think you can put THAT anywhere near my little mouses ear. [with a pink brazilian to boot]

swap back in the morning tho

and bez its not that cold..... its just a little one

[Redbel]

LOL @ dilf......... Phew, glad I'm female... :)

[Octavius]

I think if my wife had a willy for a day she would just play with it all day like she does with mine...

[kick3m0n]

I'd definitely want to have a **** (at least one), and try sex with it too, if I could find a willing partner lol. I'd probably also be very tempted to see if I could give myself a **** *** lol

[electricblue]

I'd walk out of the loo's,doing up my zip and scratching,oh,,,,,,and just for good measure i'd have to keep checking its there,,,,,,,,but you don't do that do you guys??????????????

[beejaybee]

I`d sit watching tele with my hands down my pants "looking after it".