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bobtheturkey | 21:52 Thu 22nd Jun 2006 | Body & Soul
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she now has a strange looking mexican living with her and has a donkey tied up in her garden with no sign of mr h, i noticed today that kept showing her builders bum to me when watering her tulips i find her all rather intimidating what should i do?.
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hello mr. turkeyharris

pick her tulips :-)
Go over there and untie the donkey. That sort of behaviour is totally disgraceful & cruel!
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keh??? so who is mrs h bob? i think you secretly fancy her if you like to watch! hehe i have the most repulsive man ive ever seen living directly across from me. he stands at his window after a shower (naked i think) and stares into my lounge. this morning he took his bin out wearing a horrible bath robe and it blew open..now what i saw resembled a dead turkeys neck!! not a pretty site. i threw up there and then!!!
find her stash of tequila and leave her to the donkey
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see that is the problem i have kaz
Go and water them yourself, so she can spend more time with Viva Zapata!!
are you sure it was her builders bum you saw bob? and not her ass?
Nice one baileys!! LOL ;o)
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very good baileys :)
what problem bob, does she flash her horrible bits through her neglige (is that how you spell it??) does her bits look like a turkeys neck or 2 eggs in a hankie???
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they are massive kaz 48dd
bloody hell, you have been looking havent you bob you old scoundrel. when i was a wee girl, my neighbour bent down and i saw her 48ZZ boobies. it was the first time id ever seen bare boobies and i was in total shock. the neighbour caught me and really embarrassed me by asking 'are you looking at my titties??'...oh my god, i was only about 7 and i still see those rockets in my nightmares. i still see the woman too, she is older now but still sporting those mama's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what else can you tell me about her then?? im intrigued!
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she is all the bad dreams you had as a kid rolled in to one big blob of lard
how do you know the guys a mexican....is he sporting a Tom Sellick tash? wearing a sombrero? and whats the donkey about...sounds a bit kinky to me!!!
oh i forgot to add....my neighbour also has a wife who looks like a 'she devil'. they are really filthy. ive lived here (and its a nice estate) for 15 years and ive never ever seen a window open or a washing out back. ive never seen the windows being cleaned!!! he is covered in boils and the grease is dripping off his hair. they aint poor just lazy. he is a manager in the tax office and she works (god knows where..probably with comatose patients!). they are from way up north of scotland..says it all!! lol
I am not sure if a donkey would get on the plane with her.

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