If....

[Lore]

you could walk a mile (or six) in someone else's shoes, who would you choose and why?

[ELVIS68]

Hearther Mills....its only half the distance

[ELVIS68]

Heather* oops

[wonderwoman1]

victoria beckhams...i want to see what bunions feel like

[dot.hawkes]

or as Elvis actually sang:
If I could be you, if you could be me
For just one hour, if we could find a way
To get inside each other's mind
If you could see you through my eyes
Instead your own ego I believe you'd be
I believe you'd be surprised to see
That you've been blind

Walk a mile in my shoes
just walk a mile in my shoes
Before you abuse, criticize and accuse
Then walk a mile in my shoes

Now if we spend the day
Throwin' stones at one another
'Cause I will think, 'cause I will think
To wear my hair the same way you do
Well, I may be common people
But I'm your brother
And when you strike out
To try to hurt me
It's hurtin' you, Lord have mercy

Now there are people on reservations
And out in the ghetto
And brother there, but for the grace of God,
Go you and I,
If I only had wings of a little angel
Don't you know, I'd fly
To the top of a mountain
And then I'd cry, cry, cry

[Lore]

can always rely on Elvis to drag it to the gutter :oP

[Mike Lynkers]

lol @ elvis68 good answer!!!!!!!!!

I'd wanna be in Wayne Rooney's when he chins Christiano Ronaldo oooh I'd pay good money for that

[dot.hawkes]

yeah, like they are texting and sorting it out, what rubbish eh?

[Lore]

Mike, why would you want to take the hit for Rooney? :P

[Mike Lynkers]

I could harp on all night about what I'd do to that little twut, but I guess thats for the world cup section......I just hope he never plays in a man united shirt again.

[laurence2]

It would have to be ''Bin Laden'' i would put his shoes on and walk straight out of that cave to get some fresh air !!

Boooooooooooooooommm

[kick3m0n]

Thierry Henry's...cos then I'd get to fulfill two ambitions: 1) to be able to play football to a high standard and 2) to have a wee shot of my own willy for a few hours ;o)

[ELVIS68]

Excellent song dot

Loren, I wouldn`t wanna be in your shoes when I kick your ass....1 star...pffffft!!!!

[Lore]

lol Mike, I'm not defending him but I still think Rooney was out of order too! ...... as you said.. save it for the world cup section!

Kick, good thinking!! ;)

[Lore]

There you go Elvis, three Gold stars from my special bag!

Do I need to bend for the kicking? :oP

[ELVIS68]

Kick3m0n...so you`d kill 2 birds with 1 stone? ie...You`d be a w*nker playing football ;o)

[scruffscat]

my partners,it would be good if everyone could do that, it would probly bring divorce rates down a bit.

[ELVIS68]

Yes Loren...touch ya toes and close ya eyes

[bobtheturkey]

dont wear shoes

[laurence2]

if you do where shoes, do the laces up?

[n00dles]

Hey Elvis,

Did you hear that as a goodwill gesture, with the pending divorce Macca bought Heather a plane.......She still uses a razor for the other leg!!