RIP - Can I have your attention please ?

[whiffey]

This is an obituary for SR, who has communicated to me the following:

"I am leaving AB to go on the BBC tennis forum so you need not be irritated any longer"

Obviously by "you" she doesn't mean "me" but the collective community of us all.

To this I would like to add my own personal note of sadness, which is C#.

Please leave your commiserations on this thread, and leave quietly, because I am rather upset actually.

[kick3m0n]

yip, me too babes. x

[funkymoped]

is this whiffy for real ???????
what must his head be filled with ?!?!

GROW UP 4 FCUKS SAKE !!!!!

[4getmenot]

Maybe he/she is just bored. They must be really.

[whiffey]

Chill out funkymoped !

My head is filled with a more than adequate brain, IQ measured at 186 - and not by a silly DIY jobby on the net, but by psychiatrists.

[Pippa68]

Well..in the thread I read on the tennis forum she states:

I am not Russian, I am Czech.

I am not a lesbian, I am bisexual & prefer men.

I have never stayed in an hotel before.

She could at least lie consistently, eh?

[kick3m0n]

Pippa, I can't honestly believe anyone cares. truly. this has gone beyond tedious. Tedious is no longer visible even on the horizon ;o) Aren't you all just so incredibly bored with giving her (or whiffey) any of your time or energy? Some days it's all I can do to sigh as I ignore the posts.

[4getmenot]

Oh Pippa you've let me down. Those mugwumps got you again lastnight didnt they

[4getmenot]

Its like they live and breath SR, maybe she's even in their dreams kick

[Pippa68]

I hold my hands up!

Yep, I'm bored ~ just done a shedload of work and thought I would chill a bit..then thought I would take one last look to back up my theories.

I shall do no more, as quite obviously the AB police are out to get me. Beggar the mugwamps! I am loaded with antihistimine so please be gentle ;o)

[Pippa68]

Christ, I only wanted to see what it had posted on another forum.

[4getmenot]

Its the hot weather isnt it Pippa making you do things you dont really wanna be doing :-)

[Pippa68]

Actually I think I am delirious now...;o)

[4getmenot]

You've always been that :-)

[Pippa68]

I'm ok now ~ I have booked an exorcism for 9.00pm tonight, so should be right as rain tomorrow!

In the meantime I shall go down the bottom of the garden and thrash myself with the remains of my scorched holly bush.

[fee-is-me]

Well i am glad you did it Pippsicle... saved me from dirtying myself again... was that you offering with the loofah earlier...?!

:0)

[missing~link]

What a bunch of hypercrites, thats 2 anyway
ones and flower the other when u stick yur leg out

Why post on here especially you *flower and then decide to agree that its all got to stop when someone else says so?

havent got a mind of your own.
Why even post on here if she/he/it riles you so?

Think its you 2 that should get a life!

[B00]

Whiffey? Some of us still love ya, chin up chick ;-)

[whiffey]

The AB police ?

Bloodnok: It's a copper.
Spriggs: I'm not a policeman!
Bloodnok: I beg your pardon, madam.
Spriggs: I'm not a policewoman either!
Bloodnok: I say, you're cutting it fine, aren't you?

[fee-is-me]

missing~link..... if you don't like 4getmenot and Kick's views... why bother posting this.......?

[Pippa68]

I amm ready with the loofer, fee ~ just say 'go' and I shall do the honours!

I have nowt against whiffey (mores the pity, fnar fnar) even though he probably thinks I am a right harridan ;o)