Does snot, blood, urine and faeces have calories

[spainlads]

Do snot, blood, urine and faeces have calories. Strange question, but it was a 'toilet' thought.

[PullMyFinger]

w.t.f !!!!!!!

[Kay]

Why dont you eat them and find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dizzieblonde]

Surely they don't - they're all waste products so anything valuable which could be absorbed by the body will have already been taken? I don't think snot or blood had calories to start with :o\

[applebee]

Um well....out of all of those I only know the answer to one. I know that when a person donates a pint of blood they loose approximately 600 Calories. your on your own for the rest of em...lol

[Booldawg]

*ahem* you've missed one bodily fluid out.

[~mimi~]

ewww!! why??? x

[Supernick]

The human body isn't 100% perfect and not everything gets absorped into the body. If you wanted to eat faeces there would be a calorific content I'm sure

[tinkertontom]

yukkkkkk i'll pass on that one

[jiggy-gb]

LOL! It would seem that's pure protein Booldawg!

[Rock'n'Roll]

Wonder why you should think anyone on here would know.

[Morrisonker]

that 'missing bodily fluid' apparently contains approximately 4 calories on average. So I read in a magazine.

[spainlads]

I only askbecause I saw someone picking their nose and eating it :( And that lead to other thoughts.