useless bits of information

[~mimi~]

what is the most useless fact or piece of information you happen to know or have been told by other? xxx

[Ms.Hijinx]

my 9 yearold told me she thinks the worst jobin the world to have would be a shark's tooth fairy dont know if its really that relevant to thread but it made me smile

[~mimi~]

aww thats really cute!! kids come up with the funniest things sometimes lol xxx

[Champagne]

Nobody knows where Mozart is buried.

[4getmenot]

The bit in paper today that BB Jayne's mum and dad split up when she was young. Dont alot of peoples!! In fact half of the Sun newspaper is useless info, but hey I still read it :-)

[funkymoped]

i know that light travels at 186,282.397 miles per second.
How could i ever use that information ????

Hijinx, loved your girls reply.... probably correct with what she told you... lol

[PinkFizz]

that a fly only lives for 24 hours.

[miz_brunette]

Anything to do with algebra seems quite useless. I've never seen the point of knowing the square root of 10c+19f x 48b

[Fatoomfsh]

never tie your shoe lace in a revolving door...

[Froggy_Queen]

That a duck's quack doesn't echo.

Daddy-long-legs contain the most lethal poison known to man but they do not have the method to inject it.

I know loads of useless facts - generally only useful in pub quizzes!!

[jiggy-gb]

Don't wipe your ar5e with a broken bottle

The information isn't so useless, but anyone who didn't already realise that certainly is!

[Champagne]

Oh, and it's good luck to step in dog poo.

Yeah right.

[stevie-p]

Well..... Confushus says..
Man who walk through turnstile sideways at airport,
...................................................going to ********!!!!!!

[n00dles]

follow up to Champers.....

Good luck if a seagull poops on your head!!

Yeah right, he could have landed on it, I suppose!

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?"

"Cliff !" boom boom

[whiffey]

If a vet writes DMITO he means "Dog More Intelligent Than Owner"

[Rufio]

The most popular type of party in the world is a tupperware party.

[ems27]

the name wendy never existed before Peter Pan

[PhilBy]

That Confucius once said "If woman flies upside down in an areoplane she is sure to have crack up" :)

[4getmenot]

Rufio I have never been invited to one its so unfair. I hate Body Shop parties and Anne Summers. There too expensive for the useless crap you get back. I always need Tupperware but do I ever hear of a Tupperware party near me, noooooo.

[missjef]

Camel hair brushes are made from squirrel hair.

[Rufio]

Lmao it must be the one party i DON'T want to get invited to!