In the mail...........

[sandrajo]

What is the strangest/naughtiest/sweetest thing you have ever received in the mail?

[cliffsweb]

sadly nothing no wun wuves me

[sophie_1003]

me and my friend who lives about five minutes walk away, one time decided to send each other letters as we never get them! (this was a while a go now) and it was always lovely seeing her letters on the door mat in the morning even though I'd see her every day at college!

[Mike Lynkers]

A Blow Up Sheep.

My, er, friends (!) and I often play jokes on each other, and I'd started a new job only 3 days earlier. I was called to reception to take delivery of a parcel, and due to 9/11 security was tight and all unsolicited packages had to be opened at front desk.

So, I ripped open the box and out pops a fully inflated blow up sheep that was literally crammed in the box for maximum comedy effect on opening.......

I had a few funny looks for the remainder of my employment there, which obviously wasn't very long......

[Gill 05]

The sweetest thing was a bar of Lindt chocolate that I received from a friend :-)

[ermintrude35]

...strangest had to be about 5 years ago, a postcard from Nepal of a toothless 90 year old in traditional costume....on the back was written "Mrs.Apu Jones has suffered years of pick 'n ' mix abuse" (I work in woolworths)...and to this day have no idea who sent it ....


...naughtiest has to be the filthy letters that myself and my now ex partner sent to eachother while he was working 300 miles away....

...sweetest was not exactly mailed ...but the little 5 year old boy who lived next door had a crush on my 13 year old daughter and he used to post flowers from his mum's garden through the letterbox...we used to arrive home to a mass of squished up pettals on the mat....awww bless...I am so gonna tease him about this when he's older....

[inej]

Hi sandrajo , not what i have recieved but i did send this guy i really liked something he didn't forget .You know how you have sexual fantasies ( don't know if i should be admitting this ) but i have always had this thing about being tied up which involves a man in rubber gloves (yellow) and angel delight , make up your own story . (am i a perve? Anyway i got the florist to send some flowers, rope, rubber gloves, and angel delight . The note sent was call me if you want to give it a try. Let's just say he was more embarrassed about recieving flowers than other stuff. But it was a good night (say nomore) Don't tell him indoors he doesn't know (hush hush ) lol

[wolf63]

and to think that all I got in the post today was a jar of Hellmans low calorie mayonnaise and a Billy Bass singing fish - different packages. I lead a boring life.

[Blyss]

I sent a guy who worked ina bank , a red rose a few years back , on the note {he lived with a male flatmate called justin}
I wrote , Im sorry darling , tonight Ill let you wear the pink thong love you , kises Justin.
he was given this as he sat at the front teller desk and everyone ****** themself at .
funny thing our friendship ddint last long ...wonder why???

[PinkFizz]

I once sent my friend a nappy with paenut butter in it to her work address!! She opened it,for a split second thought it was poo and went mental till she twigged what it really was!!