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I thought I was blatant, I have something he wants (not that!) and he's away for the weekend, he asked me to text him when I got home and he'd come and get it, he left early, I left late, texted him and he was already tucked up in bed but told me to keep it for him for monday, I told him to have a good time and to bring me back a present, he asked if I wanted clap or vd, I suggested something curable would be good and called him a dirty so and so. And I never got my bl00dy hug goodbye... seriously considering just kissing the retard next time we're alone together or within hugging distance.