Do you think Johnny Depp might need an Avon lady?

DotH | 19:20 Sat 15th Jul 2006 | Body & Soul

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Just watching Edward Scissorhands and the thought came into my mind. If there was an opening ,,,,,

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saxy_jag

I'm an Avon lady. I'll do it.

DotH

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oh no i expect you are very busy this time of year with all that suncreen stuff etc, but you could recommend me, i understand u get a voucher or something?

Litchick

Sorry DotH!!!! I'm on his doorstep right now finger poised to ring the bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soozmac

Mmm, I'm sure I could give him a few treatments to make him look and feel better....

But only if he wears his pirate costume. He can shiver my timbers any day of the ... oh, ok, I'll stop now!

whiffey

I hope you lot realise he is gay ?

soozmac

nah, he's not gay, that's just wishful thinking on gay men's parts (um, so to speak). He lives in France with Vanessa Paradis, and their child/children (not sure if they have 1 or 2). He's a honey, and I would fancy the a*se off him whether he was gay or not.

Which he's not, obviously.

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