what goes first?

[froggo]

what goes first speech or balance when youve had one too many, normally im too intoxicated to tell ?

[hectic]

I'd say speech, i usually hear myself going slightly slurred but can still walk ok!

[Pippa68]

Same here ~ definately speech..then my eyes start to blur. By then I need the loo, which is when I get up & fall over ;o)

[johnlambert]

With me it's the ability to tell a minger from a beauty that goes first, Im like 100% of men, IE i've never gone to bed with an ugly woman but i've woke up with loads

[Pippa68]

It happens with us women too, John...

What drink comes with the free beer goggles for you? I would say number 8 for me.

[johnlambert]

It only takes one drink Pippa sweetheart but I cant remember if it's the 8th or 9th lol
PS have you ever been in a nightclub in Warminster and woke up next to an extremely handsome young man?

[johnlambert]

Or Aldershot, or Catterick?

[Pippa68]

Never been there, John! but have to say that if I have ever woken up with someone I didn't know before the previous night he has very rarely been handsome.

Although there was one very lovely looking squaddie who had just come back from Belize...he was even better looking in the morning! This was way back in 1985 and I still get all goosebumpy thinking of him :o)

[Pippa68]

And this was in Caterham, Surrey

[johnlambert]

wasnt me then, I was in Canada in 85, I didnt go to Belize till 87,

[Pippa68]

Funnily enough you are right there..it was about 1987! 1985 was a completely different soldier ;o)

Weren't knocking about in Caterham in 1987 were you? lol.

[raysparx]

Speech first definitely,


Hey pippa have you ever been to Caterham, I was there in 1985, I was shagging someone with a similar name to yours, Big busted girl, Love to meet her again,hell of a good shag it was,let me know if you know her !!!!

PS, I Had a soldiers uniform on at the time, she insisted on me keeping my boots and cap on as I recall !!!

[raysparx]

Might have been 1987 mind you !!!!

[PinkFizz]

speech definitely first ,then balance,or did I say schpech frist,then ballanse.......hic!!

[Pippa68]

lmao ray..that has made my day :o)

Crikey you were fit!

[froggo]

what a tight nit family we are on ab haha
pink you been on the cooking brandy already?

[raysparx]

Still am babe, wish I had a web cam, you could check my bulges out !!! in my arms and legs of course,

my nickname was backscuttle bertie !!!

[Pippa68]

Sorry to hijack the thread froggo..you know how it is ;o)

Stop it ray..I spat out me cola!

[raysparx]

Sorry froggo, it was very rude of us, blame pippa, she gets me all hot & bothered !!!!

[froggo]

dont worry pip cant remember what the q was any way ;~)

[dot.hawkes]

after the brain cells, vision and typing skills it is usually the balance. Funnily emough i have never heard myself speak funny when intoxicated.