The Joy Jump

[Dom Tuk]

Who is credited with first inventing the Joy Jump. And how the hell do you do it. I have tried and failed many times. Is there a step by step guide.

[doglady]

What's a joy jump? I don't want to google it in case it's rude (i'm at work!!)

[China Doll]

What's a joy jump?

[Dom Tuk]

joy jump (my 11 year old says it is called that) is the jump that people do on the telly where they run away from you jump in the air and click one heel to the other mid air and to the side of the body. even the elderly woman in the ASDA advert can manage it and i cannot.

[4getmenot]

Oh the simon and the witch jump :-) Dont worry I cant do it either, I try running faster, I try jumping higher, I just end up tangling my legs up in mid air. :-(

[Rufio]

After many unsuccesful attempts (and a sore hip) i have deduced the following; keep your stronger leg for the jump and just before you jump swing your other leg out, jump, and then flick your strong leg out. Then fall on your @rse.

[caz21]

I'm glad that was removed! Don't know what that was all about but that was an awful comment!

I can't do the joy jump either and look like a complete ponse when i try, was about to have a go in the office but thought better of it as the windows are open!! LOL!!

[caz21]

I'm sorry WM I just thought it was not a nice thing to say to anyone, but like i said i don't know the circumstances! Think i'll keep my nose out!

[Dom Tuk]

hey wardy....see this....its my big trungeon and its thinking of your somali tart. You think you can be rude you uphill gardener i will take you to the cleaners with this type of malarkey...i was a commisiioned officer once and heres looking at uneducated squaddies like you, i probably made you cook extra meals and just that thought is helping the pleasurable experience.

[steviep165]

w~m was a captain dom tuk. and you cast the first stone. if you take offence dont offend others.

[Dom Tuk]

Ooohhh captain was he.......god im shivering with fright...I still outrank the toerag.....keep out of it stevie...it has got nothing to do with you.

[Dom Tuk]

have a look at his post on the British aid workers in the news section (lebanon evacuation). thats what has triggered this off. kid gloves yeah...

[steviep165]

already read it ages ago. you are both using a public domain for your personal slanging match. this is a discussion and answer forum. if your going to make claims, accusations whatever in such a site, make sure your facts are right. yours were wrong and i corrected you. if you have a problem with that then i suggest you put your dummy back in and go sit in the corner.

[Dom Tuk]

So you know that he was a captain in the army and not a council worker in Lewisham. Have you seen his discharge papers. How can you say that what you have the facts. he may have said that he is a captain...but you dont know that do you.

[blue2]

Cor Blimey! Ward~Minter & Dom Turk this not a play ground! Grow up, the both of you!

I agree with Steviep165

[steviep165]

and where are yours dom?
i was taking about the fact that ward had STATED that he was a university educated army captain (stated in other threads). whether anyone believes what he or anyone else has said about themselves is a matter for the reader.
you insulted him and his family without due provocation, what gives you the right to be upset about a similar retaliation.
whats the army expression "sir", appropriate response if i recall correctly.

[Dom Tuk]

Stevie...your reading of this isuue seems very selective....perhaps you ought to read the whole thread here and see what he had said about my son. i am not upset, i love to give back as good as i get. I just dont wish to subject others to this sort of school yard talk so i will stop after this salvo.

Ward minger....the only person providing violence on this site on numerous ocassions has been you. I am not afraid of a person like you. Why dont you get back to the hole that you have barely crawled out of. As for your sob story of a dead wife....spare us the drivel, the only time you have come close to a woman is when you cleaned out the toilets in a local brewery. and as for 'secretly predicting' here is one i predict openly for you......you are not likely to lose your cherry so give up......