Insults

[thebigchill]

Doubt this will last long...but what is your favourite insult?

[Dizzieblonde]

You're hung like a Chinese mouse

[thebigchill]

Also liking

Turd botherer

Cardboard face
and
Sheep enthusiast

[Dizzieblonde]

"F*nny like two catfish heads"

[thebigchill]

Lmao Dizzie! thats a new one on me! Hope you're not speaking from experience here! :)

[Dizzieblonde]

Sheer cheekiness! ;)

[thebigchill]

F@nny like a wizards sleeve!

[tictactoe]

Did you forget to take the hanger out of your this morning?

[Dizzieblonde]

Clown's pocket is another one

[wonderwoman1]

since we are on the f@nny ones:

f@nny like a pair of curtains!

[Dizzieblonde]

Although not really an insult as such, wet myself laughing when one of the girls at work had irritable bowel syndrome and someone followed her out of the loo and said "Irritable bowel? It must be f**king furious!"

[petes_dragon]

on the same topic........

like throwing a sausage up the high street!

A xXx

[thebigchill]

F@nny like a badly packed kebab!

[wonderwoman1]

lmao p_d!!!! lol

[tictactoe]

try again lol

Did you forget to take the hanger out of your mouth this morning?

[Redbel]

You talking to me or chewing a brick......either way you loose your teeth :)

[thebigchill]

You're so stupid you probably think manual labour is a spanish musician
He's so camp he sh!ts tent pegs
You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

[thebigchill]

Like it redbel!
F@nny like a hippo's yawn

[skyfitter]

Shurup or you'll wake up with a crowd round u.

[thebigchill]

Away and sort your dangleberries

[thebigchill]

Away and pick some wuffle nuts from your dangleberry tree you walnut manipulator!