Lets liven up a monday morning - revenge ideas!!

[PinkFizz]

Before anyone goes all serious on me this is a light hearted thread and I do not plan to do any of these!!

I was reading a fictional book the other day and in it the woman who discovered her hubby was having an affair,well she sewed prawns into the curtain hems and also stuffed them into the hollow curtain pole - then she moved her stuff out,leaving him to try and find the foul smell in the days to follow!
So what other brilliant/funny things have you heard of regarding peole taking revenge,getting their own back or just p*ss*ng somebody off beyond belief??

[whiskeysheri]

There was a woman I read about who cooked her cheating ex something special.

She invited her ex-husband round for dinner with her and the kids and said she would make him his favourite, steak and kidney pie (the rest of them had something different like they always used to) with a special ingredient; dog poo! Apparently she had to cook with a mask on (didn't smell once cooked) and then told him three weeks later! Ha! :o)

[blink_babe13]

give ur cheating boyfriend's tackle a massage with that deep heat muscle rub he wont be putting it about for a good while

or for one that doesnt include genital mutilation try infidelity.org.uk best website ever (bar AB lol)