I read this and found it really funny...

[caz21]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5240832.stm

Do you find it funny or a tragic waste ?

[Trojanfarce]

Altogether now....
''It's the bear necessaties, the simple bear necessaties...........''
hilarious.

[PinkFizz]

lol Trojanfarce!

[Supernick]

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"Either there was a rogue scent on Mabel, or it may have been jealousy".

[steviep165]

wooky hole must be jinxed, look at the dalek link on the right hand side of the page!

[Lore]

Hahahaaahhaaaaaa

"Last Thursday, staff found a Dalek plunger arm and a ransom note on a doorstep."

OMG hahaha!!

And today's lesson is - When visiting Wookey Hole please be aware of jealous hounds who may feel the urge to rip you to pieces in an attempt to remove your arm for the purpose of holding you ransom.
Sadly we've lost a bear - as lovely as she was, poor Barney couldn't help himself. Once the arm came away he lost control remembering all the times his owner had sat in front of him (whilst chained to a fence) stroking the bear and making suggestions of the bear being his favourite!
As for the dalek - police are saying that in a fit of rage the hound had mistaken the dalek for a giant bear! but are equally impressed with his ability to create a ransom note!

[steviep165]

they should take barney around to dot's place to deal with all those dolls!!

[doglady]

Oh that's funny!!!