another toilet question

[rugeleyboy]

say your on a public loo and your dying for a no2, do you flush to make a noise just incase you break wind loudly or make a plopping sound or do you just get on with it and to hell if anyone hears you??

[monkeykiller]

Keep them as a reminder of Coulsdon,surrey & backscuttle Bertie !!!

[monkeykiller]

Poor mr pippa, I to have suffered what we in the trade call "the melted mars bar" syndrome !!!

[whiffey]

The salon-***-hotel is in Purley.

[Pippa68]

Oh I will....I will.

*Pippa is grinning from ear to ear*

[whiffey]

Unsurprisingly the bots have just taken out the Latin for "with"

As in Chorlton-with-Hardy (where I was born the noo)

[monkeykiller]

I must bid you all a fond farewell,very nice meeting you, Again !!! Bye for now !!

[what..the?]

My longterm boyfriend who is a professional in his field claims to me that once drunk he went for a number2 between two parked cars in a posh street in Exeter town center. He then heard on the local radio that the whole event had been caught on CCTV and they were laughing on air about it with the CCTV guy.

ooops poops

[monkeykiller]

as in cueCUMber !!!

[whiffey]

The logic must be that if the Latin for "with" (takes the ablative) is embraced by letters then it is a valid constituent of another word altogether.

Fascinating subject, how to write logic to recognise naughty words correctly when you can't see them.

[Kate77]

hi was out on a course this morning, but in answer to your question - sometimes!

I would never do a number 2 in the following places
1. Pub
2. Club
3. Festival

i got caught short with diarrea in Tescos - when that happens you just go with the flow

When I am at work though, Im a flusher while its dropping, then obviously flush then rush which means I rush out the cubicle in case anyone comes in and if it is really smelly i go to the next cubicle and flush that loo too so if anyone does come in they think I have been in the second loo and not the smelly one! God POO stories are so fun!

The other week a girl went into the toilet at work whle I was washing my hands. For some reason I thought it is pretty siltent in there so I pretended to walk out the toilets and shut the door but stayed for a couple of seconds to hear a mighty groan and a gigantic plop!

[doglady]

A strategic cough works wonders. Or wait until someone is running the tap, or drying their hands.

[loobie]

Thank you guys so much, I've just had such a giggle reading this post!! It has to be the toilet paper and a cough!!!!

[andy-hughes]

I'm amazed that so may adults are embarassed about a simple bodily function. Maybe it's more of a 'lady' thing - certainly the majority of men just get on with it. Maybe embarassment is a hangover from childhood?

[whiffey]

loobie, have a vindaloo then try the cough thing. It ain't gonna work hunny :):)

[Pippa68]

I am now reminded of the time I took my daughter into the loo with me. I was in a service station loo..very clean one at that, and although I don't usually use public loos for a number 2, I had a long journey ahead...

So there I was, my 4 year old daughter standing patiently telling me to 'PUSH'. Once I had finished, she said very loudly ''Oh my word mummy ~ that was a BIG one''.

So much for me trying to be quiet..

[monkeykiller]

LOL pippa, did you have it mounted ? like a mersey trout ???

[whiffey]

Straining at stool is not considered good practice, PUSH is not to be recommended anymore. All sorts of bits can come flying out from all sorts of places.

[Pippa68]

Well give her some credit..she was only 4 years old and had previously been watching a TV programme about childbirth..during which she asked if the lady was having a poo!

[whiffey]

Is anybody else laughing at this, or just sad ol me ?

I have a story about somebody caught short in Sainsbury's one evening, and it was all my fault ! Unaccustomed to Hot Tabasco in cheese sandwiches (my Hot Tabasco)

[Pippa68]

Despite the subject matter it has been a breath of fresh air! it hasn't put me off my Magnum lolly at all.