Clique 'A' has signed in - please stand over there on the left, I thank you!
Clique 'B' when you have finished in the showers, could you form an orderly line over there, opposite clique 'A' and the woman with the strange hairdo.
I have the crisps and ice cream, settle back for one of those most gripping and least invidious of threads: "Which four ABers would you most like to be stuck naked in a lift with ?"
naz, he did, poor stupid sod, but he gorfot to log out, as ever, he's not very bright. It's me, Melanie, I'm in room 6 at the top of the landing, howdy everybody <cooooeeee waves>>>> !!
Obviously I'm not in room 6 at the moment, I'm in the guests lounge on his PC, keyboard is a bit sticky but I don't ask too many questions as he is a very partikler landlord and hung like a baboon.