I have to go back to work on Monday

[DotH]

My feet are still sore and I am dreading the predicted heatwave, is there a really cool reason to skive off for a week? go on use your imagination and give it your best shot.

dotty
xxxx
PS evil bints et al got me suspended again so i am in the naughty corner til monday

[kipchik]

Must've been asleep,when is the predicted heatwave you talking about????

[Katie~77]

Stress seems to be the favorite excuse where I work, at the moment. That will get you a good fortnight off. Not very exciting though, is it?x

[DotH]

oh i must have made a mistake then

[Metz]

Stress and bad backs are the norm where i work

[tictactoe]

I've got a season ticket, dot !!

You've had another horse-fly bite, this time on your ankle and you can only manage to hobble about with the aid of a walking stick -but as the doctor has said it could travel up your leg - you are having to rest most of the time with your leg up high. Anti-hist tablets cause you zombie like feelings, drowsy, dopey (no change there, then)and so dry, you have to carry a bottle with you all the time.

[joby1]

how about, you were feeling abit 'fluey' and to make yourself feel better, you thought you'd do a leg of lamb, so you leaned into the deep freeze to get it and fell in, after two hours stuck in there you were finally freed, (lucky you were wrapped up), And then you tried to warm yourself up with the hairdryer, but with the dripping ice you electrocuted yourself, and now feeling abit poorly! Do you think that's to long?

[DotH]

is that a bottle of vody TTT?

[RATTER15]

Got trampled by a herd of wild buffalo whilst out shopping!!

[DotH]

joby i think that is scary! very Hitchcock with a bit of Corrie thrown in, but it's an option

[H0merSimpson]

Hello Dot. I told Mr. Burns that my Terrapins had softshell and he was very sympathetic.

He even let me pay the vets' fees. I thought that was real cute of him.

[joby1]

Keep it for a last resort then eh! lol

[DotH]

mmmm, wild buffalo are few and far between round Wigan Town but I guess i could have been to Knowsley Safari Park Eh?

[DotH]

lexx it's not going on the liust but i shall be more aware in furue as i employ a few dodgy types lol

[DotH]

Homer, that brought a cyber tear to my eye

[kipchik]

errr,when is the heatwave we are supposed to get?

[DotH]

try googling it kipchick i just go by what they tell me in the co-op

[tictactoe]

Never touch the stuff, dot

J.D. is my tipple, why are u buying?

[whiffey]

The question here, alternatively stated, is:

"Help me to defraud my employer"

However, since nobody from the D chain of stores will read this private correspondence, then no problem.

[Metz]

Just googled ours...
Showers,Partly Cloudy,Mostly Sunny,Scattered Showers, Scattered Showers , Showers , Partly Cloudy ,Partly Cloudy, Partly Cloudy
9 day forecast :o(