Really really bad jokes

[Headless Rat]

Does anyone have really bad jokes??I LOVE them!! Here's one: How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler. Hehe!!

[littlemissx]

two elephants fell off a cliff... boom, boom

[ummmm]

Two cows talking.
1st cow - i've been artificially inseminated'
2nd cow - really!
1st cow - yea, straight up, no bull

[4getmenot]

Why was the sand wet? Coz the sea weed :-)

[wii man]

little miss you took my joke "sniff" i've got another one though
Q.what did the fish say when it hit a brick wall.
A. Dam

[Trojanfarce]

Q: What do you call a magistrate with no fingers?
A: Justice Thumbs

Dyslexic bloke walks into a bra

[noxlumos]

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'your round.' The Other one says 'so are you, you fat b*stard'

[steviep165]

did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
he sold his soul to santa.

[fms]

blind bloke walks into a bar hahahahahah
gets me evry time

[fms]

two dsylexics sittin in a car one says can you smell petrol
the other replies dont be a **** i cant even spell my name

[steviep165]

what do you call a man who floats on water?

bob.

[fms]

wat do u call a man with a number plate on his head
reg

[fms]

cool q headless

[wii man]

did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac
he stayed up all night pondering the existence of dog

dyslexia rules ko

[raysparx1]

What do you call a man that can lift a car?

Jack

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Tickle its Balls

[raysparx1]

what lives on the bottom of the sea, and trembles?

A nervous Wreck

[steviep165]

what do you call a fly with no legs.

a walk.

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea.
what do you call a deer with no eyes and legs?
still no idea.

[Loosehead]

What do you call a man with a rabbit up is bum?

Warren.

Girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre so he gave her one.