'I can see straight now'

[dot.hawkes]

what does your bloke say? And does it give you a sense of achievement?

[RATTER15]

This must be a women thing, coz you lost me!!

[daftpixie]

by eck petal, you meant that!!

and yes, I feel cherished! lol

[ummmm]

I don't understand the question! (this happens to me a lot)

[map71070]

Yeah I get " I can see straight now" as well plus some other unrepeatable phrases not many of which are actually a turn on !!LOL

[drestie]

"OK, nite."

No.

[daftpixie]

or... right, Ive remembered what I need to do today now, drive shaft needs replacing, cheers love

Im ever so useful you know!

[map71070]

Yeah! drestie that's a good one. Another favourite is ZZZzzzzz!!!!

[daftpixie]

the sound of farting is always reassuring too

[map71070]

Depressing isn't it! Makes you wanna go out and get a dog instead (for the company - not the sex obviously!!!!)

[ummmm]

Still don't get it. Please explain!!!!!

[Neenee]

a classis that my bloke says.... i can only do one thing at a time... give me a chance, then all of a sudden, he sits there reading the newspaper, operating the remote control and when i ask to turn the tv over, he apparntly tells me he is listening to that as well, in my book, thats three things and he can quite easily multitask... amazing!!! especially for someone who says he can only do one thing at a time when i ask him to wash the dishes and help with the kids and do some household chores..... its a mans world!!!!!!!!

[Hellion]

Thats the washing up sorted, when are you gonna 'pay' me for mowing the lawn.

Well it gets the chores done so I guess I achieve something!!

[steviep165]

ladies and gentlemen, the late night W.I session is now coming to order.
all men leave by the door to the left, duck and cover and whatever the hell you do dont come back here and voice an opinion.
ladies, please pull up a chair, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages are available.
have a good evening ladies, i'm sure you'l all feel better for it in the morning!!
i'm off to hide behind the sofa, but before i do can i please introduce this evenings mistress of ceremonies, the shoe shamen, the pump princess, the mule mogul, ladies put your hands together and lets here it for...

doooooot haaaaawkes!!!!

yeaaaaaahhhh!

<legs it b4 they get him>

[map71070]

Ooooh meow!!

[dot.hawkes]

actually, i wonder if men know they have this habit lol

[daftpixie]

lmao at steviep165! What a speech!

Now surely, as a bloke, you can contribute to this question? Any little sayings for when the mist has cleared and normality resumes? Lol

[ummmm]

I get it!!!!!!!!! Wow.

[sense4all]

What was your favourite build up D.?( from Stevie )I loved the Pump Princess. No Dottie , Do NOT swing the Radley at 'im you know you've got tomorrows float in there!! LOL

[whiskeysheri]

You all get spoken to?! I just get shoved off! ;o)

[sense4all]

Yer moneys on the side!