do you remember the charlie brown cartoons on tv. you know when the teacher spoke to charlie and all he heard was mwa mwa mwa mwa, i'm sure thats what the other half hears when i speak to her.
electricblue - The chap has a habit of standing every now and again and this can lead to uncomfortable feelings in that region, and embarrassing scenarios. It is therefore quite important to adjust, rearrange and fiddle as necessary to make sure that should the blighter choose to wake up of his own free will(y), it is pointing in the right direction! Also we need to make sure it is still there - there is alot of penis envy about! The one about being undone whilst coming out of the loo..... it just takes a bit of time folding it in half and negotiating it back into the trousers!