A car. 4 occupants. The driver is the Managing Director. In the front passenger seat is the Finance Director. In the nearside rear seat is a rather tasty uplift-bra-with-a-bit-of-cleavage piece of totty. In the offside rear passenger seat is a very pleasant man. They are off to a far business meeting. The pleasant man had a humungous curry the night before, oh ho ho I'll be ok in the morning ! But he wasn't, and as the traffic ground to a halt, his peristalses worsened.
Where am I going he cried ?