kinky gear

[shazzzz]

i am going to ireland on a hen party booked the weekend with my mate who forgot to tell me they are all wearing school uniform i hate skirts and would not be to sure what holes to put me feet in in a pair of fish nets pluss i cant walk in high heels i will be wearing a top of course should i just go missing and get lashed up in dublin on my own as i do not know the girl who is getting married she is welsh

[A Chill Wind]

Ohhm she's Welsh. That decides it then.

[B00]

I'm a bit lost over what your question or even what your point is...but I adore the last statement....

"I do not know the girl who is getting married. She is Welsh"


Classic!

[mycats]

Does no-one else think that "sexy/****** schoolgirl" is er disturbing??

[Kim A]

Deeply pervy.

[shazzzz]

boo my question is do i wear the uniform or go on the lash as i dont know the girl as she is welsh im a southerner with irish decent and a large appertite for drink five weeks of school hoiladays under me belt single handed and a full time job and now a stranger wants me to dress up

[bobtheturkey]

if i turned my pc monitor upside down would this post make even a little bit of sense?

[shazzzz]

ward minter i think it was the school hoiladays that made me bye the tickett it may explain why i brought the tickett to a hen party when i dont know the hen

[A Chill Wind]

Have you chosen your GCSE options yet or do you decide next year?

[B00]

Oh right Shazzz, get your question now.....the missing ? flummoxed me, lol.

If you're not keen on getting dressed up then don't. Annd as for going off on your own....do you mean 'on your own' on your own? Or with others?

[shazzzz]

well me mad mate from slygo knows the hen so she wont come with me she will be singing to the pogues and dancing like a loon we are very much a like just aint into dressing up hated school uniforms and spelling never got one exam should i go or should i stay now

[Litchick]

bobtheturkey! I am hysterical with laughter over your posting! :)

[laurence2]

Its charlotte church?

[mycats]

Thank God Bob, I thought it was just me that was completely baffled here

[bobtheturkey]

i have been on the phone to stephen hawkins but he cannot shed any light on the post either, i am baffled

[A Chill Wind]

Try Stephen Hawking then - that's where you're going wrong.

[bobtheturkey]

bet he is better looking than you chill wind :) pedantics are always hideous :)

[A Chill Wind]

Prove it, Bobby dearest.

[bobtheturkey]

nah your too dull :)

[whiffey]

Spelling can be vital. Take these two:

"Hello how are you today"

"I just shot my dog"

The differences are small, mere letters, but look at the detail.