to all the ladies

[Agent_Smith]

is 10 inches to long?

[cascarelli]

Not for a ruler its not

[dot.hawkes]

no homework?

[Agent_Smith]

unlike you dot? i thought you enjoyed humour?

[Pippa68]

To long or too long..and for what?

[dot.hawkes]

what has humour got to do with your question?

[Agent_Smith]

its a laugh? it provokes a responce? debate? and etc etc!

[scatty mare]

Yes, 10 inches is way too long. Get your hair cut.

[dot.hawkes]

Ok what is 10 inches in centimetres then?

[loulou32]

it depends on the girth??

[Agent_Smith]

25.4cm!!!

[Pippa68]

Bliney that's one hell of a girth!!!

[Pippa68]

*blimey* even...you made me go blind now ;o)

[RATTER15]

I got 12 inches but I dont use it as a rule!!

[Nummy]

have you been measuring up one side and down the other? ;o)

[electricblue]

How small is 10 inches??

[steviep165]

i'm not cutting 6 inches off for anyone. etc etc insert kn0b gag here.........

[wolf63]

JOKE

"why are women so bad at parking cars?"

"because for years we have been told that
I--------------------------I
is eight inches".

I liked it anyway. Maybe it loses some humour when written down, or when you're sober.

[Carakeel]

Nummy, he did measure up one side and down the other, but ... well, 12 is still a bit of an exaggeration, me thinks!!!