embarrsising moments

[bubbly girly]

what is you most embarrising moment?

[Lonnie]

I forgot my wifes name at our wedding, and when I did get remember, got it wrong, said her middle name first, now, twentyeight years later, she still reminds me of it.

[tradey]

walking out of the toilets at manchester airport with my skirt still tooked in my knickers,a lady came up to me and told me i went bright red.

[RATTER15]

This is not my most embarrassing moment but one I heard about.
It was at a Wedding Reception at someones house, a female went to the upstairs toilet, after finishing what she was doing, noticed, she had a turd floating around in the loo, on making this discovery someone tried the loo door handle to enter. The problem now is the person trying to enter the loo will know that the floater was hers, so quick thinking she took some loo roll, picked up said floater and dropped it out of the window, great idea!! She joined the rest of the guest downstairs to find them all gathered around looking at the glass roof of the conservatory and then at her!!

[mysticman]

Heh heh Ratters - thats funny.

[Lore]

Working with a Y6 class during I.C.T one of the children let a strange noise escape their body that was soon to be followed by a not so nice smell.

anyway, one of the boys turned to me and shouted across the room... Miss, was that you?

How do you get out of that even when you're innocent?

[Carakeel]

Standing at the till, waiting to pay, in our local newsagents. Car drives through the square, driver honks at little old gent trying to cross the road, drum & base music blaring out so loud it made the newsagent's windows rattle. I turned to my newsagent and remarked "Can't stand these stupid kids who use their cars to treat everyone with such disrespect! They really should be locked up!" - upon which my newsagent grinned quietly uttered "That was your son driving by!" Oh dear! My face turned bright pink with embarrassment! Did I have words with my son later? Did I ever!!! We still laugh about this years later though.

[spurslady]

I hadnt been with my partner long when we were on a night out in a local pub. I looked across at a Popeye & Olive bandit machine that was in there and said "isnt Olive a horrible name" to which he answered "that was my mums name" his mum having passed away when he was younger, I didnt know that was her name because I didnt like to ask. If the ground could have opened up then I would have gladly jumped into it. He didnt mind said I wasnt to know and agreed with me. Thankfully 10 years later we are still together but it still makes me cringe now
when I think of it and I dont remind him about it either!

[kat_2502]

I was at a night club and dancing away with my arms in the air, i was very hot and was sweating like crazy but then i felt my underarms were a little too moist than usual so i looked down and saw this bloke with his head underneath my armpits just licking them. I couldnt believe what was happening and nobody said anything to me either, thing is i hadnt even shaved (not that there was full hair growth) and that to me is my most embarrasing moment.

[angeldraws]

I had been seeing my daughters dad for only a few weeks n met up wiv him in town one day.......he had been talking to a girl new to our scene (goth!!!) and i casually said to him 'oh how dya know her, i cant stand her, she's so gross' - bet ya know wot's coming eh?? Yep - she was his sister!!!!

[spurslady]

I hope you smacked the an on the head and called him a perv..

[pinksmartie]

Rotfl kat! Why was he licking your armpits?

[bubbly girly]

kat that's disgusting!

[joko]

ratter - that is an episode of podge and rodge!!