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what if.................?
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What if....
It would be good to have our life to live backwards.
You start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you
get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and then ....
you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
It would be good to have our life to live backwards.
You start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you
get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and then ....
you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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I think it sounds wonderful. but............here's the thing,
You start off dead - ok... I can live with that!
Then you're more than likely to be getting your botty wiped and possibly even spoon fed
suddenly you have the ability to do so much more although, you still find it difficult to walk a fair distance, your teeth keep falling out, you have very little or no hair and your trousers come up to your chest.
Soon enough you discover a growth of hair, even if it is grey it's still a bit bouncy and actually blows in the wind, you know you're going to have to start working soon but you don't mind because just now you're enjoying your pension that you know you're going to pay back over the next 40 years or so (in debt already, the gits still get you either way!)
Following that you find yourself working day in, day out and no matter how much you miss those days of bingo nights, holidays, days out, not having to pay full price for everything you know that from now, untill you're roughly 19 you're basically stuck in limbo. cont...
You start off dead - ok... I can live with that!
Then you're more than likely to be getting your botty wiped and possibly even spoon fed
suddenly you have the ability to do so much more although, you still find it difficult to walk a fair distance, your teeth keep falling out, you have very little or no hair and your trousers come up to your chest.
Soon enough you discover a growth of hair, even if it is grey it's still a bit bouncy and actually blows in the wind, you know you're going to have to start working soon but you don't mind because just now you're enjoying your pension that you know you're going to pay back over the next 40 years or so (in debt already, the gits still get you either way!)
Following that you find yourself working day in, day out and no matter how much you miss those days of bingo nights, holidays, days out, not having to pay full price for everything you know that from now, untill you're roughly 19 you're basically stuck in limbo. cont...
19! party time, oh the alcohol, the music, dancing, never going home, meeting lots of people....... 15..... you can't go out anymore, alcohol is banned, you can't go to all the places you once loved, you've been dumped so many times (something else that gets you either way!) you're eating more sweets than ever, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10.. you can't see over the counter tops, you have to be escorted everywhere you go, you're sitting in a room full of people your own age getting told what to do by someone who is still enjoying the party years you once knew....9, 8, 7, 6, 5, you can't play out on your own, you're getting told to eat EVERYTHING on your plate 4, 3.... no more mates, no school, no nursery, just you and one or two adults, 2, you need your botty wiped again, 1 spoon fed, again...6mths boobs shoved in your mouth, ( we'll not be taking any comments from the guys on this one!) everything's liquid from now (sounds familliar) 5 mths, 4 mths, 3 mths.. 2mths, 1 mth... OMG DO I HAVE TO GO IN THERE? NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I think I'll pass! :oP
I think I'll pass! :oP
An old episode of Red Dwarf covers this same ground quite well.
I think it'd be terrible. I'm a much better, happier person than when I was younger. I've got a much better job, I've got more money, I know more stuff. Go back to being broke, in my 20s and hating my job? Having to go out with that nasty little Susan again? No thanks! Then puberty - backwards, mind - school, homework, etc. Yeccch. Steadily shrinking... I think I'll pass on this one.
I think it'd be terrible. I'm a much better, happier person than when I was younger. I've got a much better job, I've got more money, I know more stuff. Go back to being broke, in my 20s and hating my job? Having to go out with that nasty little Susan again? No thanks! Then puberty - backwards, mind - school, homework, etc. Yeccch. Steadily shrinking... I think I'll pass on this one.
