We do??? Oh no we don't! Even my doggie doesn't like the smell of his own farts! I know this because he cuddles up next to me on my bed sometimes, face towards the TV at the end of my bed, bum towards me. He falls asleep (or pretends to) then promptly farts in my direction. Apparently awoken from his fart, he then stands up, sniffs the air, throws me an accusing glance as if I had done the dastardly deed, and leaves the room! Ten minutes later he comes back, sniffs the air and if it is all clear, he jumps up and settles back to sleep again!