I don't know anything about a rocking horse, but I last saw the remote between two slices of bread. It was on the bookshelf in the box that was about to be sent to Prague.
But where is the mat ? what mat you may ask,I will tell you what mat, the one the monkey shagged the cat on,that is what one,where on earth did it go ??????
You lot are mad!!! But I like you!!! By the way...has anyone seen my pet hamster?! He's called Dave and has a miniature tuxedo with a red rose embellished on the lapel. He's fluent in all matter of nonsense prose but only speaks Latin if coerced with cheese and jam sandwiches. He'll probably be with his wife, Rosie, a Cocker Spaniel who only sleeps with the lights on, especially when the fiery ball weighs heavy in the sky....
that frog with one goes round & round looking for the pig in high heels, what a sight the jumbly saw when he peeped round the curtains, the whelk had eaten the cabbage ,so funny, I choked on my gherkin.