Can you add to the theory

[RATTER15]

The peeled plum and the one eyed rocking horse, where is it?? Who is mad, I blame fatmanlevi. see for yourself.
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion293917.html

[PinkFizz]

What the hell is that thread all about ????

[RATTER15]

Have you seen the rocking horse or the remote?

[Pea Pod]

My mother always said ..Drink in Wit out.

[RATTER15]

Thats just a wild acusation, She made it all up to prtect the one eyed frog

[RATTER15]

The brain is now addled and I have lost all ability to spell.

[Champagne]

I don't know anything about a rocking horse, but I last saw the remote between two slices of bread. It was on the bookshelf in the box that was about to be sent to Prague.

[Hellion]

And the aspidistra got coated in honey and doesn't speak chinese.

[raysparx1]

But where is the mat ? what mat you may ask,I will tell you what mat, the one the monkey shagged the cat on,that is what one,where on earth did it go ??????

[RATTER15]

Ray its on the above thread with the one eyed frog, check it out!!

[Pisceangirl]

You lot are mad!!! But I like you!!! By the way...has anyone seen my pet hamster?! He's called Dave and has a miniature tuxedo with a red rose embellished on the lapel. He's fluent in all matter of nonsense prose but only speaks Latin if coerced with cheese and jam sandwiches. He'll probably be with his wife, Rosie, a Cocker Spaniel who only sleeps with the lights on, especially when the fiery ball weighs heavy in the sky....

[RATTER15]

Piscean girl, you will find said hamster on the above thread sat on the missing mat

[raysparx1]

I couldn't stop laughing the jelly wobbled so much its socks fell off,the monkey jumped out said BOO and vanished up the chimney, so Funny.

[RATTER15]

Does Boo know abot this??

[fms]

the last time my uncle arthur went for a swim to france he nearly drowned due to the toilet paper coated cheese grater

[Hellion]

The ham starred in a film about about a mattress and Katmandu, it would have got an Oscar but the goat tripped over the cabbage on the red carpet.

[Champagne]

BOO knows more about custard tarts with kinky boots. But whatever you do don�t mention the frog�s other glass eye.

[fms]

uncle frog did have a glass eye once but it got lost in a tray of thousand island dressing whilst playing dominoes with the three legged rocking horse

[Champagne]

Those weren't dominoes, they were ants in matchboxes. Is that the thousand island dressing that went to Tahiti in a leather mini skirt?

[raysparx1]

that frog with one goes round & round looking for the pig in high heels, what a sight the jumbly saw when he peeped round the curtains, the whelk had eaten the cabbage ,so funny, I choked on my gherkin.

[RATTER15]

The ants in matchboxes are under investigation for abusing the greenfly on green rose tree that fell into the custard bowl, very close to the dominoes