What's a girl to do?

[dot.hawkes]

I have just had to turn down an evening on the tiles with Johnny Depp cos Andrew Lincoln is on in Afterlife and when he dropped me off last night after our romantic meal out he made me promise to watch it. I have Johnny's email addy and so i suppose i could send him a quick mesage later to see if he is free, but i just noticed that josh (Holloway) has been texting me all night and i have been too busy replying to Andrew on msn. What are you all up to tonight?

[funkymoped]

you lost your pills Dot ???

i got some super strength ones if you need a couple !!! :-)

[dot.hawkes]

you lost your imagination funky?

i got buckets of it to spare if you are short mate!

[funkymoped]

im 6` and not an inch less !!!!

i got imagination dear Dorothy, just my imagination includes Anastacia and Shania Twain !!!!! LOL..

[dot.hawkes]

oh

who's bed have your boots been under?

[Silversky]

Can you give me JD's email address, only I lost it after giving the bit of paper it was on to Hugh Dancy who was asking me for my phone number...
If anyone can cheer me up it's Johnny Depp...

[funkymoped]

that dont impress me !!

my boots were made for walkin, and thats just what they`ll do ! :-(

[Eve]

love to chat but i'm off for a candlelit dinner with Sawyer from Lost, don't wait up! xxx

[dot.hawkes]

erer that would be Josh Holloway and he has been texting me all night jenna and so don't get your hopes up lol

[Craig007]

Well, wife is at work and Jennifer Aniston didn't call me after she promised she would so i am stuck here playing poker all night and trying to reach the milestone that is my 2000th answer!!

[dot.hawkes]

awww craig it is early yet, maybe Jen has run out of credit and only gonna nip to the co-op for some after Afterlife finishes, you have to be positive.

[Silversky]

Ahhh, that's why Sawyer hasn't text me for ages, but im not complaining, I've just been offered a game of Strip poker with justin timberlake, see ya later folks!

[Craig007]

She has used the " sorry no credit " line once to often Dot, if she wasn't so god damn cute i would have to bin her!

[dot.hawkes]

oh craig you are so fickle, bet you have jessica Simpson's number in your little black book if you would just consider lowering your standards lol

[Eve]

the cad!!! wondered where he kept disappearing too...sigh...i'm gonna kick his @rse...gorgeous...pert...ahem...

and to think i'd been stalling on poor Will Smith all this time!

[dot.hawkes]

well if you do contact Will, youy better tell him that there is no way he is ever getting back into my good books until he decides between me and hots her name

[jno]

Johnny's at [email protected]; don't say I told you

[Eve]

OMG!!!! i must be her, here's me thinking he was there pining for me when I was off being wined and dined by my Josh! Hmph!

[Eve]

Well that's those two well and truly put in their place!

Bless, my lovely Shame (Ward) is coming round with choccies and sympathy to cheer me up!

[dot.hawkes]

ok no probs with him calling on u Jenna I'll just ring for a taxi for him as he is abit worse for wear.

[Redbel]

I've just had a lovely chat to my Georgie Porgie (George Clooney) he likes me to call him that btw. He asked if he could take me to dinner tomorrow but I had to arrange another night as I'm going to dinner with Patrick Swayze.