Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[spk]

Hello troops ! Who wants to wear what tonight? Is the batman theme exhausted now? fms- suggestions please, need somethin to work with..

[spk]

Ok seein as we have the bones for fireman, how bout the boots, HUGE hose, and you can certainly leave yer hat on..

[fms]

dunno really i could carry off a builder type quite well

[fms]

however i ave got the firemans kit comes as standard with this model (haha)

[spk]

Ooh yes. Can you wear a utility belt and boots only. Lots of muscle flexing this evening hubba hubba rarrrr ! Bad kitty !

[fms]

better get yr tape measur out then i aint got that cozzy i hope you warmed yr ands up

[spk]

spk mutters *fms looks ohh so dreamy *

[spk]

Boss- fms is set - hes bob the kinky builder this evening, his hammer is nice and strong.

Who else is wearin what then? Robbo??

[fms]

sorry spk i missed that?

[PinkFizz]

spk - I don't think you had to put the tape measure quite that close to his....ahem.....

Now who fancies a glass of bubbly??

[spk]

Meee ! I need it after measuring up fms. Fwoooar

[spk]

what did ya miss fms? Huh eh what? !

[robbo82]

I think I can probably pull off the Officer and a Gentleman look quite well if that's an acceptable costume?

[~x ello x~]

(telephone) hi miss pink it's posy! got a bit held up, sorry!! i'll be there in half hour or so!! got me costume all sorted. see you in a bit. byeee!!! xXx

[steviep165]

evening everybody.

a little birdy tells me you're looking for an experienced bar manager to help run this establishment miss pinky!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/steviep 165/steve.jpg

[-Zorro-]

You look like the bouncer in that photo

[-Zorro-]

I have experience of stripping...this is me showing off my sword to the ladies

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h241/Cobra71 2/Zorro.jpg

[Eve]

Ooooh me me me!!! Do you have any vacancies left?

[-Zorro-]

Well jenna...do a lapdance as an audition

[Eve]

I won a Lapdancer of the Year Award once, will that do?