Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[wonderwoman1]

lol @ joby1

oooo hoses!!! yaay!!

ahem , sorry lol

[PinkFizz]

Excellent n00dles!! How many hours can you work??

[wonderwoman1]

oi jon...thought you were "working"!! xx

[PinkFizz]

Don't give up joby - practise makes perfect.

[Hellion]

Hi Pink I'm rather good dancing in the cage but it's best if I have the one in the darker corner, I look better in shadow.
Have bar experience too.... can succesfully tip a pint over the head of anyone annoying me
Do I get a job?
Will come back later have to do school run, can't wait to tell them I've applied for a job as a lap dancer this afternoon oooh the look on some of their faces LOL!!!!!!!!

[China Doll]

Good answer Mike, you're hired. If you could just ensure that the Coyote Gorgeous ladies (ahem) are not bothered too much with their hoses that would be lovely.

Pinky.... I'm going to need a uniform budget... tight black T-Shirts and black jeans with a long coat ok for my guys on the door? I'm still thinking about what the strippers are wearing... or not as the case may be.

Jon1968... you'd better get on the guest list then if you're not staff.

[PinkFizz]

Hi Hellion - yes we have a couple of cages hanging from the ceiling if that tickles your fancy! But don't tell all the other mums - they will all want jobs!

[spk]

Oooooh I can make the male strippers costumes. Im a dab hand with a needle and thread and can be VERY specific with their body measurements !

[fms]

i got a bit of spare time now the weather turned crappy wats the rate???

[mike42]

ok china babe just finish my high protein drink for instant muscle growth.

[whiskeysheri]

Jon! What a surprise to bump into you! ;o)

[nat_84]

*SHOUTS* Booooooosssssssssssssssss!!!!

Am i aloud off stage for a drink.... and i have a complaint.....we need serious words...

[PinkFizz]

Well done China - knew you'd be up for the job!
Strippers - im thinking loincloths....

Girls - hows the dance routine coming along?

Whiskey - have you found any decent length hoses ; 0

God,its knackering running a club!!

[China Doll]

That's lovely Mike... and see me later in my office about your appraisal. If the girls like you we might see about keeping you on as their permanant minder... that alright with you Posy, WW and WS? ;0)

Spk.... I'd love to hear your idea on costumes?

[joby1]

Can I watch the male stripper auditions pleeease!!??

[PinkFizz]

Hi Nat - whats the problem hun??

Spk - fantastic - but be careful where you stick those needles!!

FMS -and which job are you interested in??

[whiskeysheri]

One very good sized one so far, babe! ;o)

[fms]

hide hi fizz hows yr foot ?? oh yeh and wats the rate for the strippers im sur i could rustle a few of the lads togther

[mike42]

come on pink i can help if your finding it to tiring.whats our drugs policy.

[wonderwoman1]

hey whiskey, dont be hogging all the decent sized hoses!! i know what u are like!! ;)