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mike42 | 11:52 Wed 04th Oct 2006 | Body & Soul
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hi all could do with a bit of cheering up any new short jokes uve heard recently.
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No loads, but will not digest as it may offend, alot of them are near the knuckle


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thats a bit to short ha ha.
what you didnt like my short Knock Knock joke? :-(
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im not psycic just psycotic.
have you heard of the new film CONSTIPATION?

it hasnt come out yet.
What did the right testicle say to the left testicle,

I dont know because they where talking ********
How do you make a snooker table laugh ?

Tickle it's Balls.


What is Brown & Sticky ?


A Stick.
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lol.
man walking through the jungle finds a pygmy standing next to a big elephant, he asks..
''how the hell did you kill that!!''
he replies,
''''with my club''
the explorer asks,
how big is your club!?!?!?!?
and the pygmy replies,
''about one hundred and twenty''
old toilet ones

What was tigger and piglet doing in the toilet?
looking for pooh.

What was spock doing in the toilet?
looking for the captains log.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed :-)
why was 6 afraid of 7, cos 7 8 9
Confusius says,
Man going through Airport door sideways, going to bangkok
lightbulb How does it change many dyslexics to take a?
The lone ranger and his trusty scout Tonto were surrounded by indians, with no ammo left the lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, ''what shall we do now Tonto'' Tonto replies ''die whiteman''
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
What do you call a girl with a sausage on her head?
Barbie.

What do you call a priest with a fast car?
Rev.
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ha ha well done folks just heard one on the radio,
what colour would a smurf go if you choked it.
What's the definition of pain?
One armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy b0llocks.

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