Trouble is snagged,where I would put mine it would soon get misted ,wouldn't want to get dirt in my eye now ,could put a bit of cling film on it i suppose, but I am not saying where it would go, now if I had one on my todger !!!
If all ladies had one, they wouldn't have to keep asking does my bum look big in this?
They would know the answer, then us chaps wouldn't have to keep telling lies