Drinking vast quantities of red wine could help fat people to live longer. According to the latest scientific study.
I'm going to use this to my advantage. I'm going to put on loads of weight and drink lot's of wine.....well actually, vast quantities, and if anyone questions my drinking habits I'll shove the research under their nose.
I'm going to need some orange juice and some cranberry juice for this tequilla I think Pinky.... Actually maybe I should switch to red and have a nice civilised drink...