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I posted some in chatterbank but they were banned!
here's a joke as well:-)
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The barman stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my alligator here does a really cool trick..."
The barman says "Well then, let�s see!" So the man whips out his di@k and shoves it in the alligator�s mouth.
He then takes his cane and starts bashing the alligator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his di@k without a single scratch.
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."