my friend went to see a psychiatrist today....

[ermintrude35]

...and he asked my friend .... " how long should you boil an egg for?" ...... what would you have said....

[ummmm]

3 minutes....why?

[raysparx1]

Depends wether you want it soft or hard.

Or I have come here to have my head looked at not for bl00dy breakfast.

[Agent_Smith]

are you a psycologist or psychiatric? are you going to anylise my life as a boiled egg in the hope that i could crack my shell and let all my goodness out?

[Pippa68]

I am biting my tongue, Ray ;o)

I want it done in 1 minute 30 seconds. I wonder what that says about me?

[Agent_Smith]

scuse the spelling!!!!!!

[-Zorro-]

How long would you like it to boil for ?

[raysparx1]

Hi pip, you have a very rude mind my dear xx

[Pippa68]

Well Ray it has sadly been a while....:o(

[Agent_Smith]

need help pippa?

[Pippa68]

I think it's healed up, Agent!

[ermintrude35]

...ray has the correct answer, apparently people who answer by giving an exact time are deemed selfish and self absorbed...(sorry)... there is no correct time that an egg should be boiled as everyones preferances are different.... I probably would have said " I don't eat eggs can I have a slice of toast instead"....

[raysparx1]

Pip do you want me to dip my soldier in your egg ???

[raysparx1]

So am I normal ? christ, god help the rest of you if I am.

[Pippa68]

You know what, these psycho Qs do my head in..they seem to make up the most ridiculous amount of bollow they can and then tell you that you are self absorbed...

The Q is ''How long should YOU boil an egg for?'' well I answered that as the egg was for me. If someone else wants an egg boiled I would ask them how long they wanted it done for. Sorry ermintrude..not disrespecting you, just feel a little tetchy a the mo.

Maybe from lack of sex ;o)

[raysparx1]

I agree with you pip, the shrink also needs his head looking at

[Agent_Smith]

my step son went to a child shrink years ago and it was awful!! when everyone had left the room i whispered quietly in the shrinks ear, "you charge people for this sh1t?, that makes you a conman"

we never got invited back????

[CT]

A million billion years or zero seconds cos i'm not a fan of eggs. lol

[raysparx1]

Nice one Agent,so bl00dy true.

[ummmm]

Does that mean you lot are gonna think I'm selfish now? It looks like I'm the only one who actually put a number in.

Have you got anymore ermintrufe35?

[noxlumos]

Until it confesses....