Here's what mine said, this is my married name, there were 14, my name is actually very common but its the way its spelt thats unusual, my maiden name had 22
"There are probably more people killed in yoghurt, cream, marshmallow and fluffy thing accidents each year than there are of you."
"You don't exist. Go and look in the mirror. If you see something then we're wrong else you're some kind of magic pixie, elf, carrot or vampire. Sorry."
You are unique. You are one with the angry Squirrel. Shout 'I am the unique. I am unified with the badger overlord.' People will run away. That's because they're jealous. JEALOUS