I'd like to meet Ward as Im sooo "Obsessed" with him. Please wardy hunnie let me come to your home. I'll let you feel my hagged,wrinkled old face,you can pull up my Nora Batty stockings and I'll even show you my bloomer's aka "Apple Catcher's" and you can change my incontinence pad. What more could you want? I won't bring my family,just you and I all alone sat together with your strong arm's around my old,fat/skinny hag like frame (whatever suits you hunnie) You are MY Lord and Master and nobody else's. I'll even say " Ward, I do arf love you like innit ?" if you so desire. Go on, get mad, I love it when you're angry. Hardy har har. XX Mwah.