pain in the bum??

[partyanimal]

I know this should probably be in Health & Fitness but this is the site that most people seem to use.

Has anyone ever had that excruciating spasm-like pain in the rectum that lasts for about 10 or 15 seconds, and does anyone know the correct Medical term for it ?
I was diagnosed with an over active thyroid a couple of months ago and one of the symptoms was this pain and it used to last about half an hour.
There seem to be a lot of very knowledgeable people on here so I'm expecting great things from you, ( and of course the obligatory jokesters, Zorro, Ratter15, Bob the turkey & others)

[crete]

might need medical advice , or some jokes required maybe ?

[raysparx1]

I also have a pain in the arse, I call it mrs sparx, I don't know if this is the correct medical term though !!!

[Waaii]

Does it happen when you are reading the AB answers (especially some) on here.
It's a spasm in the gluteous maximus. Does the pain go down the leg too as in Sciatica. Bit of Physio migh loosen you up.
Some things always just stay a pain in the bum tho........
Know what I mean?

[Champagne]

Yes, it's called a butt plug, you filthy beast you!

Seriously though, have you been recommended loads of fibre in your diet? I bet that'll reduce it if not stop it altogether.

[partyanimal]

Waaii, I know what you mean about some of the answers, But generally i find most people on here genuine & very humerous,
Ray!! how can you. say that about your beloved wife?
By the way its not Sciatica.

[keirah]

its probably most likely internal piles what other symptoms have you got? are you regualr lol

[keirah]

regular**

[partyanimal]

Champers, that place, as far as I'm concerned is for letting things out and NOT putting things in. I Eat all-bran daily so thats no problem.

[rugeleyboy]

can i play???

[partyanimal]

Join in Rugelyboy,

[bednobs]

the medical name is tenesmus

[steviep165]

is that similar to teneselbow?

[partyanimal]

Bednobs......... thanks for your input, but i am going to Poo Poo that one. It just seems to come out of the blue, no straining whatsoever.

[raysparx1]

poo poo that one, lol very good partyanimal, pity you can't poo poo the problem away.

mrs sparks not really a pain in the arse,but I do get an ache in my earhole from time to time. but I still love her

[raysparx1]

LOL, very good zac, I hope not, the grapes are ripe but not ready for plucking or to make some pile wine.

[partyanimal]

Zac, No, that definitely is not the prob, like i said, that end is strictly for letting things out, not in.
Ray, it only got worse with my Thyroid problem, prior to that it was only once in a blue moon. I felt sure that someone else might have experienced it, . its o.k now I'm on the tablets.

[raysparx1]

You should have a chat with your doctor again though,it's ok for us to have a laugh,but it can't be nice,good luck.