into the jungle?

[crete]

you are going into the jungle like the current t v programme, which 4 abers would you choose to go with you and why?

[RATTER15]

Theland, got any big books you could take along to burn, just in case you need a fire ;-)

[crete]

right , weve got RATTER zorro whiffey carakeel theland is on standby and me. we have plenty guinness, a lipstick a piano mass every morning in the catholic church, ok boys lets go .................

[Theland]

Yup! The wifes catalogues

[Theland]

OK if any of you drop out, I've got my cat packed and ready

[whiffey]

I have used the measuring jug with the seawater, the fridge magnet with the pin, and the pin with the measuring jug. We have a compass, we can set sail.

[RATTER15]

Catalogues dont burn well, I was thinking maybe a book with thin paper that burns easily, a really thick book!!!

[crete]

im going to put my house on the internet for sale right now , im going to pack my vanity case, i cant wait, blackpool here we come !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Theland]

Yellow pages?

[RATTER15]

I'm glad I didn't pick whiffey, he lost the plot already!!

[-Zorro-]

can I do the Helicopter bungee jump please

[crete]

RATTER behave yourself. you naughty person .

[whiffey]

Calm down RATTER !! This is a friendly thread. The ferryman is Welsh but you can't have it all ways.

[-Zorro-]

Ive got a copy by the Gideons you can burn

[crete]

RATTER , no way would i go into the jungle without whiffey. we would need a bit of stability afterall , who better ?

[Theland]

I think i'd better go to that Desert Island disc place.

[RATTER15]

whiffey!! Nothing wrong with the welsh let me tell you, I have 50% welsh blood coursing through my veins, the better part of me as well lol

[whiffey]

We'll need someone with a big willy. Count me out on that one, too much cycling has atrophied it.

[RATTER15]

whiffey, am I missing something? what we going to do with the big willy?

Im not sure I should have asked that!!

[Carakeel]

Hi guys, so when are we off then? My choice of people would have to be my darling RATTER, crete (with whiffey in tow), larkin, Jenna, raysparks and of course nox (for our Jenna). And my luxury item would be ..... my doggy Sam! Well, he can keep guard for us and chase the spiders away .. I think! Ok, well if not Sammy then mascara, so I can make myself look really scary and frighten away any develish creatures! Can I cook for everyone please?

[Carakeel]

Oh yes, pray tell why we need a big willy???? LOL