Creepy Breast Massage Woman Update

[Eve]

Well I went in again today and there was another guy on reception so spoke to him. He rang me as did the manageress and said they will have a word with her. They explained that she's new and doesn't speak much english and apparantly it's custom in Poland to massage the boobs and they've explained it's not so here.

They were lovely and said to come in again and they're really look after me, make sure i get my usual girl and will give me a discount :) Thank you for all your replies, even the cheeky ones ;)

Ok, a question before i get nagged at...have you ever had any wierd experiences like this?

[warpig2]

Hi Jenna, strangely enough this reminded me of a time when I went to a chirpractor. Mr warpig went in first and he had been going to this chiropractor for some time and highly recommended him. I went in next and it was my first time so didn't really know what to expect. Anyway he got me in a really weird positing and was leaning over me and I could feel him resting his testicles on my
knee, I mean I could feel heat and everything. I found this quite disconcerting but having never been before I did not react. Afterwards I discussed this with Mr warpig and asked if it was normal, he nearly wet himself laughing and accused me of making it up!!!! Eventually he did believe me and said it had never happened to him. Maybe this action by the chiropractor was completely unintentional but I never went back to find out!!!

[Katie~77]

I remember visiting my GP when I was in the very early stages of my first pregnancy. I only went to see him to tell him that I had carried out a test and that it was positive. He asked me to strip to my underwear. I asked him what for and he said that he wanted to check my wrists and ankles for any swelling!!!!! I told him that I wanted a nurse, present in the room. To which he replied "Oh don't worry about it. I don't suppose we need to check today" I have since changed my GP!!!!!x

[rugeleyboy]

crikey katie............thats far from right!!!!

[Katie~77]

I know sweetie. That's why I kept my kecks on.x

[-Zorro-]

"crikey katie............thats far from right!!!! "


yes, I agree RB...she should have taken her kit off....or at least told us that she did....so that we can have a nice mental image in our heads !

[Katie~77]

Sorry Jenna
Zorro, stop it!!!!!x

[rugeleyboy]

first stages of pregnancy zorro!! think about it!!! :�))

[bobtheturkey]

i would have put his head under my car wheel if it was someone belonging to me

[Eve]

Boys behave!!!

They both sound awful!!! I went to see a GP once as I'd found a lump in my breast. He was a locum i'd not seen before.

First he started wittering on about had I not read my leaflet, i was like what leaflet??? Then he started muttering about cycle things and started flicking through a medical book which didn't inspire confidence.

He then said he supposed he's better examine me in a really off tone and sat back with his arms folded looking at me. I just stared at him wondering if he really expected me to get my breasts out infront of a window where there were loads of builders outside!!!

He then got up and tutted and swept the curtain across, looked and gave them a bit of a squeeze and said I was too young for breast cancer.

I went to a friend and her mum who has lots of experience in breast cancer taught me how to examine myself properly and made me go back.

I saw a fantastic lady doctor . he hadn't even noted i'd been in let alone what for and she found 2 lumps!! She apologised profusely and i never saw his name there again.

[WendyS]

warpig - I think I can reassure you regarding your chiropractor. There is a certain standard position on which you are made to lie on the couch and your chiropractor will lean their body over yours quite closely and exert pressure on one side of the spine or the other to straighten out any kinks and rebalance it.. Mine does it quite regularly but the body contact only lasts for a few brief moments..

[freak_unique]

What crazy stories sure as hell entertained me. This one reminds me of when my stepdad came back from the chiropodist looking disturbed. He was on his way there and it was the chiropodist and as he was running late he was asking if he was still coming basically uttering him to hurry up and get there. When my stepdad got there the chiropodist didnt say a word just lead him in, removed his shoes and socks and started vigorously sanding at my stepdads feet, upon finishing the chiropodist stood up said god bless and did the cross motion that religious people so (pointing to the head and each shoulder) then stormed out the room hahaha i found it funny anyways...

[spurslady]

When I was pregnant with my first baby I went to the doctor for my antenatal all was well until he asked me how I planned to feed my baby once it was born.
I replied bottle, he then grabbed both my breasts in his hands and while squeezing said 'What do you think these are for'? I replied 'Not for you to grab, I will feed my child how I want to'.

He retired soon after as he was sick and tired of patients cancelling on him because he had a scary resemblance to Dr Harold Shipman.