If you were to appear in the new series of Mastermind, the TV company states you need 5 specialist subjects (incase you reach the final).
My 5 would be
1) The Life and Works of David Bowie 2) The Life and Adventures of James Bond 3) Criminal Law 4) The Conservative Party 1939 to 1996 5) Vampires throughout the Ages.
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