Who wants to run away and marry me?

[Champagne]

I'll even throw �50 into the equation as an incentive. Any takers? Going once... going twice...

[China Doll]

Pretty sure the gravel was cast Octavius...

[country_boy]

Told ya she was a minx!!

[ummmm]

pmsl

[Fulton]

Enter a Reader's Digest competition, win it, have the cheque presented by their promotions manager Tom Champagne, (no, really, that's his name), fall in love and marry him.
Easy!

[ugly_bob]

Sorry Champers, lost me at run.

Don't believe in doing much over a slow amble. Unless the pub's about to shut. The �50 would be nice though...

[Octavius]

I'm kinda guessing he might be up for it, although Champs might get a bit bored listening to him drone on about ...bizzzness. Still, no doubt �50 could go towards a jacket that fits.

[Katie~77]

I'll marry you. But it will have to be one of those "civil partnership" thingies. Could be fun! ;-)