Having got a wee bit ineb....inneeb....pished on FizzPink's post I am dying to know all your silly romance gone wrong stories....come on out with em, I want all the gory details...
Triple doh for me in believing a boyfriend when he said he was still living with his ex for various reasons, the one he didn't think to mention was the whole them still being engaged thing!!!! Now where's that rose?
Mines not so much a Romantic Disaster it's more, I nearly set my neice on fire :(
My brother is a cab driver and he said...I'll drop you off...my sister in law and neice where with him, my neice was 1 at the time and had one of these fluffy russian hats on....Anyway I'm having the last nervous cig (sorry to all non smokers) as my brother pulled up, I saw him waiting and nervously dived for the ashtray to put the cig out.....on the way I caught my neices hat, I was so nervous...I caught her little hat with the cig :(......My sister in law just dabbed it away....but I felt so awful.....kept saying to my date (now my partner of 8 years :) )....OMG, I nearly set Charlottle alight... It's funny now...but I felt so bad at the time.
after a few dates with the most attractive woman in the world, she invited me round for an evening, on the way i was stopped by the police, who after a few some polite words from me, decided to take me back to the station, nevermind no rush, after a phone call i head off, only to have idiot pull out on me whilst i was on me motorbike, causing me to slow down my body by using the bikes petrol tank and my testicles, a few hours in a&e later, i decided to call it a night
A few yrs ago (when i was a bit more carefree) I was going out with my ex for some while, when i kinda lost interest really. I went to a party and got far too drunk and a few vodkas later ended up at this blokes house. i kinda knew him (ok i am making excuses, i didnt know him much). Anyway, cough cough etc i woke up in the morning with a killer head and managed to sneak out. i managed to find the loo and then confidently walked down the house (town house).
i recognised the layout and for some reason knew where the loo was (lots of doors). I went out the front door all bleary eyed and looked to my left and realised i was next door to my boyfriends house ! His dad was outside getting his car warmed up for work and saw me leaving. haha.. oh dear, i am almost cryin with laughter now.
needless to say i made a spluttering excuse which was not believed as this house was a shared house full of men apparantly. haha.. oh dear.... i've grown up now ... honest!