lamby it is not you I am scared of, but your ugly, out of shape bint of a wife. Lets face the facts. Neither of youcan be catches can you? You third time lucky and her, well she has, lets say, a bit of history doesn't she?
Is that why you beat her? Can you not accept her past? The fact she has been about the bush a bit does not make her a bad person, just a tart that's all.
I wish you would stop offering to meet me. I am not interested in your flirtations.
Keep to your bum-chum sniper, and the old bow-wow you have ended up with. Be nicer and your b4stard children and maybe one daythey will want to get to know you.
Until then lamby old boy, continue being highly amusing and handy with your fists towards women.
Have you heard of the term "small man syndrome"?
Read up on it. Alternatively when you return to school, you could write an essay on it.