Family & Relationships0 min ago
empting my little mind
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I speak sacrasm as a second language.
If God made man, God can't be perfect.
Sometimes I feel like an abandoned vehicle.
If you go around acting like an ******* all the time, eventually you'll be covered in ****.
Ask me for directions, I'll tell you where to go.
Like birdwatching? How about I flip you one?
I would enjoy joggin if it wasn't for those long walks back.
Itchy, Twitchy, and Bitchy
Me So Corney... ;-)
Madcowabunga!
I live at the corner of KissMyAss Ave. and ********* Way.
Damn right I'm good in bed...I can sleep for days!
Had this been an actual emergency, I would have screamed AHHHHH!
If life knocks you down, it's important that you get right back up and shoot it.
Somebody's boring me....I think it's me....
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them
If God made man, God can't be perfect.
Sometimes I feel like an abandoned vehicle.
If you go around acting like an ******* all the time, eventually you'll be covered in ****.
Ask me for directions, I'll tell you where to go.
Like birdwatching? How about I flip you one?
I would enjoy joggin if it wasn't for those long walks back.
Itchy, Twitchy, and Bitchy
Me So Corney... ;-)
Madcowabunga!
I live at the corner of KissMyAss Ave. and ********* Way.
Damn right I'm good in bed...I can sleep for days!
Had this been an actual emergency, I would have screamed AHHHHH!
If life knocks you down, it's important that you get right back up and shoot it.
Somebody's boring me....I think it's me....
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them
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