I have a really good voice - worked in radio for a while - and ladies, I know how to use it, with some wonderful phone monologues to prove it!
Physically, I have the pert bottom of a teenager, even though I am 52 - forget the rest.
Qualities - I am endlessly patient, I can empathise for England, I give excellent advice, and I can remember reams of brilliant jokes. I am absolutely fascinated by you, who ever you are - I love listening and I want your secrets, which I will keep for ever and ever.