Baby elephants

[=wardy=]

Am I the only person that wants one?

[-Zorro-]

I want a chimp,,,,,,,less poo to clear up.

have you seen the big pile of poo elephants normally leave after they have had a dump

[ummmm]

I want a duck....does that count?

[=wardy=]

A duck??? Well considering you can go to a farm and buy one tomorrow, I can see them walk past my house anyday, buy a cooked one in the local chinese, they are hadly rare and exotic are they??? silly girl.

[snagged]

Is those Wardy's feet? (look carefully)...

http://www.theplacetostay.com/marc/images/old/ elephant%20****.jpg

[sleepyj]

yes you are i want a pig really cute

[ummmm]

Actually I want three ducks....

[=wardy=]

snaggy, is there a swearword in the url? i can't get it.

[snagged]

replace the **** in the link I posted above with the word sh*t... (thanks AB)..

[curlyfilm"]

imagine the size of the poo bags you'll need to carry.....

i'd like a giraffe, especially after being licked by one

[ummmm]

No.....I do NOT want an elephant

[=wardy=]

not nice. However, given an elephants diet of apples and buns (in the zoo anyway) I imagine their plopidy plops smell rather nice.

[curlyfilm"]

lol, just carry a rucksack

[oopsydoopsy]

wardy, when you say "want" - in which context?

[unruliejulie]

wardy, did you see that programme on the other week with the baby animals in the womb, filmed from the start right up to the birth. The baby elephant on that was the cuteist thing i had ever seen in my entire life!!! ! I wanted one after that too!

[dot.hawkes]

Personally i can only foresee problems if you take on a baby elephant wardy, for a start, it will empty your hottub, then i suppose it could be useful for cleaning your windows. But mainly, what if it sat on your Bentley?

[unruliejulie]

and what if it could fly like Dumbo???? The problems that would cause arent worth thinking about !

[=wardy=]

jules, I did see that programme, fantastic footage of the dolphin as well.

My decision however is based upon the weeks "Elephant Diaries".

However, there are licenses for wild animals and of course it would be cruel.

Hey ho.

[zaskar]

...and if it sees a mouse.. chaos...

[spurslady]

No but how about a komodo dragon? They eat people.

[Athley]

I would love a baby pygmy hippo not as big as a full size one obviously so less food, poop etc. Would fit in the bath too! I think my neighbours would be very pleased. I could train it to poop in their garden just like my cat does fantastic!

Right I'm off to ebay to see what's available.